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me: *leaves tumblr for the afternoon*
one direction: LOL SO WE GOT ARRESTED AND HELD PUPPIES AND SANG AND HAD LARRY MOMENTS AND LOOKED LIKE SEX IN GREEN AND ATE CHEESESTEAKS AND USED "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD" AND HAD SILLY STRING FIGHTS AND LOOKED LIKE SEX IN GREEN ALSO DID I MENTION WE HELD PUPPIES AND LOOKED LIKE SEX ALL AT THE SAME TIME AREN'T WE SUCH GREAT MULTI-TASKERS LOL I KNOW WE'RE GREAT AND PERFECT BUT YOU CAN'T EVER HAVE US 'CAUSE YOU'RE A POTATO
onedirection-fathermychildren:

the lord is testing me omg

stOP IT

onedirection-fathermychildren:

the lord is testing me omg

stOP IT

trust

1dlovescats:

nubiafromnarnia:

thrustmeharry:

is he blowing on it?
it’s not soup, haz, it’s a dog

^omg this comment HAHAHA

you cant eat it like a pussy
OMG why did i just write that

it’s a dog haz, not louis’ dick

1dlovescats:

nubiafromnarnia:

thrustmeharry:

is he blowing on it?

it’s not soup, haz, it’s a dog

^omg this comment HAHAHA

you cant eat it like a pussy

OMG why did i just write that

it’s a dog haz, not louis’ dick

nakedwithharreh:

zayns-laugh:

Zayn gets a rose from a fan ©

fuck your adorable

Sobs.

vashappeninstyles:

Okay excuse me but what the hell are these tweets Niall is retweeting from fans. WHO THE HECK BUYS THE SAME ALBUM 16 TIMES ON ITUNES.

louis omfg can you stop being so gay for just one second

louis omfg can you stop being so gay for just one second

FIRST 50!

marla-malik:

- no likes

- 10 solo promos

- 4 list of 10, fav= bold

must be following me and her

harry you slut

harry you slut

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12,344 plays

thosewanderectionboys:

omfg this is too perfect

i’m dead

i’m dead

how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

larry5eva:

my creys